The heart

The heart gave the girl problems on a Friday night.

It all started with a sharp pain when the girl took a deep breathe. Then it became permanent. The girl thought it was just another common problem everyone has now and then and ignored it. It got worst.

Girl couldn't take it and shut down her comp to lie and try to fall asleep hoping it will go away. But the heart was getting worse and made her feel like it was heart cramps. Girl and boy panicked. Girl shivered while gasping for air. Boy fumbled and called girl's mom.

(Joke of the night)
At 4+ am..

Boy: (Explain the situation)

Mum: You both in the room? Ok, I go down now.

Boy + Girl: (Confused)

3 mins later...

Ringg ringgg.

Boy: Hello?

Mum: I forgot I'm in the hotel room in Malaysia, there is no downstairs I can go to.. (Laughs at herself)

Boy: ROFL.

Girl: (Tried to contain her laughter for fear of pain)

-The End-

My mum cute arh? I rem she told me she's going to Malaysia on Friday. So when LKY (my bf lah. You think Lee Kwan Yew meh?!) called her and she said she'll come to my room to look for me, we were both confused.

When his phone rang again and he repeated what my mum told him. I wanted to laugh but it was so painful the laugh hurt so badly so I tried to giggle instead.

Don't worry. I'm fine. Still alive. Not heart attack. But if I'm dead you're all welcomed to my funeral. You can keep this post so that you have evidence that I allow all of you to come pay me a last respect. Just in case my family members thinks you're a pest and tries to shoo you away.